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Have you been studying German for a while but still find yourself struggling to understand and speak common colloquial language? Is your German slang about as cool as face full of zits? Are you more confused than amused by everyday German idioms? Do your attempts at German humour sink like a German U-boat?

Lisa and my commitment to you is to make the time you spend perfecting your German lingo as effective and entertaining as we possibly can so you laugh more and get tongue-tied less!

I'm passionate about Pukka German because I'm determined to create the resource that I wish had been available to me when I felt so discouraged with my German that I nearly gave up. I was frustrated because despite hours of private study, I still struggled to understand - let alone hold my own - in everyday informal conversations. It's amazing to think that I was so down in the dumps that Lisa was convinced I'd quit learning German - and now I'm rapping like a local!

Of course there is a time and place for formal discussion but the fact remains that most conversations, and certainly the most enjoyable ones, will be informal. Believe it or not, I still occasionally come across German text books that hardly even bother teaching the familiar "du" form, let alone the common colloquial expressions and popular slang that's used everyday all over Germany.

If you lack confidence and struggle to express humour in your informal German conversations, chances are you're not the one to blame. Most likely nobody has ever taken the time or gone to the trouble to teach you how the majority of Germans REALLY speak with each other everyday.

FACT - few German learning resources place sufficient emphasis on teaching authentic colloquial German language and this is absolute madness!

Just why colloquial German is so neglected in the vast majority of German courses is beyond me. What I do know however, is that if you struggle with common German sayings, fun expressions and popular slang then Pukka German Pro will be of tremendous benefit to you!

Some people claim to have improved their conversational German simply by listening to our podcasts and following along with our free online transcript and vocabulary list. We are convinced however that If you spend 2 hours a week working through our Pukka Pro quizzes you will enjoy huge additional benefits and get faster, more reliable and lasting results:

 ...Because you'll save time and learn faster. With unlimited access to our online quizzes and downloadable PDF transcript, not only will you perfect the lesson vocabulary but you will learn synonyms as well as practice and improve your German word order, spelling and grammar.

 ...Because you'll remember what you learn. What good is it to learn cool new expressions only to forget them a week later? As a Pukka Pro member you will have loads of opportunity to practice using the new vocabulary in context. This will not only help you to remember it, but will save you from embarrassing yourself by using expressions in the wrong situation!

 ...Because you'll have more fun learning. Having fun is central to the Pukka German philosophy. That's why we teach more amusing colloquial expressions than other German courses. It's also the reason why our quizzes include a wide variety of interactive exercises:

 ...Because you'll get jiggy with your German. Our Pukka Pro quizzes will help you become more "Schlagfertig" (quick-witted) and avoid getting tongue twisted and lost for words. We'll have you feeling like an insider, understanding and speaking real German lingo and not the dull language from dated text books.

 ...Because you'll deserve it. We're not advocates of hyped promises of "painless fluency with zero effort". An unavoidable truth is that a certain amount of work is involved in learning any worthwhile skill and some time must be invested in order to practice and perfect it. You will be proud of your achievements because you would have earned them. Our goal is to make your study time as fun and productive as possible.

 ...Because you'll be V.I.P.. All our listeners are special to us but without paying Pro members, Pukka German would not exist. Your small membership fee is a valuable contribution that helps us keep Pukka German fresh and innovative. Not only does it help pay for lesson artwork, hosting and running costs, but it also enables me to devote time and energy developing and expanding Pukka German so that we can help you more. Pukka Pro members are the real Pukka German heroes and will ALWAYS be treated that way.

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