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Pukka German Core Beliefs :-


FIRST - we believe that the primary purpose of learning German is to COMMUNICATE. It's not just about conjugating verbs and declining adjectives. For this reason our lessons emphasize living spoken language above repetitive grammar.

SECOND - we believe that the power of language is in its ability to build RELATIONSHIPS. Our yardstick for measuring your progress in German is calibrated in successful human interactions and not red ticks and crosses.

THIRD - we believe that too much traditional German language tuition has it's head in the clouds and is out of touch with CONTEMPORARY German culture. Our role models are not "Goethes" of the past, but German speakers of today!

FORTH - we believe that your popularity with the Germans has a lot to do with your willingness to LET YOUR HAIR DOWN and live a little. That's why we love teaching common colloquial expressions, fun sayings and popular slang.

FIFTH - we believe in YOU and your tremendous potential to learn to speak REAL GERMAN LINGO in double time to:

 ...speak German more fluently!  ...get expressive and have a laugh!  ...present a cooler self image!  ...earn street cred and sex appeal!  ...meet interesting people!  ...integrate and make friends!  ...be more successful in Germany!




If You've Got 2 Hours A Week, We Guarantee To Work Miracles In Improving Your German


learn German podcast: Tyler and LisaHave you been studying German for a while but still find yourself struggling to understand and speak common colloquial language? Is your German slang about as cool as face full of zits? Are you more confused than amused by everyday German idioms? Do your attempts at German humour sink like a German U-boat?


Lisa and my commitment to you is to make the time you spend perfecting your German lingo as effective and entertaining as we possibly can so you laugh more and get tongue-tied less!


I'm passionate about Pukka German because I'm determined to create the resource that I wish had been available to me when I felt so discouraged with my German that I nearly gave up. I was frustrated because despite hours of private study, I still struggled to understand - let alone hold my own - in everyday informal conversations. It's amazing to think that I was so down in the dumps that Lisa was convinced I'd quit learning German - and now I'm rapping like a local!


Of course there is a time and place for formal discussion but the fact remains that most conversations, and certainly the most enjoyable ones, will be informal. Believe it or not, I still occasionally come across German text books that hardly even bother teaching the familiar "du" form, let alone the common colloquial expressions and popular slang that's used everyday all over Germany.


If you lack confidence and struggle to express humour in your informal German conversations, chances are you're not the one to blame. Most likely nobody has ever taken the time or gone to the trouble to teach you how the majority of Germans REALLY speak with each other everyday.


FACT - few German learning resources place sufficient emphasis on teaching authentic colloquial German language and this is absolute madness!


Just why colloquial German is so neglected in the vast majority of German courses is beyond me. What I do know however, is that if you struggle with common German sayings, fun expressions and popular slang then Pukka German Pro will be of tremendous benefit to you!


Some people claim to have improved their conversational German simply by listening to our podcasts and following along with our free online transcript and vocabulary list. We are convinced however that If you spend 2 hours a week working through our Pukka Pro quizzes you will enjoy huge additional benefits and get faster, more reliable and lasting results:


 ...Because you'll save time and learn faster. With unlimited access to our online quizzes and downloadable PDF transcript, not only will you perfect the lesson vocabulary but you will learn synonyms as well as practice and improve your German word order, spelling and grammar.


 ...Because you'll remember what you learn. What good is it to learn cool new expressions only to forget them a week later? As a Pukka Pro member you will have loads of opportunity to practice using the new vocabulary in context. This will not only help you to remember it, but will save you from embarrassing yourself by using expressions in the wrong situation!


 ...Because you'll have more fun learning. Having fun is central to the Pukka German philosophy. That's why we teach more amusing colloquial expressions than other German courses. It's also the reason why our quizzes include a wide variety of interactive exercises:

 scrambled phrases   multiple choice questions   crossword puzzles   gap fill sentences   drag and drop translations   jumbled paragraphs   flashcards 

 ...Because you'll get jiggy with your German. Our Pukka Pro quizzes will help you become more "Schlagfertig" (quick-witted) and avoid getting tongue twisted and lost for words. We'll have you feeling like an insider, understanding and speaking real German lingo and not the dull language from dated text books.


 ...Because you'll deserve it. We're not advocates of hyped promises of "painless fluency with zero effort". An unavoidable truth is that a certain amount of work is involved in learning any worthwhile skill and some time must be invested in order to practice and perfect it. You will be proud of your achievements because you would have earned them. Our goal is to make your study time as fun and productive as possible.


 ...Because you'll be V.I.P.. All our listeners are special to us but without paying Pro members, Pukka German would not exist. Your small membership fee is a valuable contribution that helps us keep Pukka German fresh and innovative. Not only does it help pay for lesson artwork, hosting and running costs, but it also enables me to devote time and energy developing and expanding Pukka German so that we can help you more. Pukka Pro members are the real Pukka German heroes and will ALWAYS be treated that way.






Read What Others Are Saying About Pukka German Pro


My only complaint is that I waited so long to become a Pro member!


Even if you enjoy and learn from the free Pukka German podcasts, there is something about putting your money on the line that really helps. Silly as it may seem, my need to 'get the most from my money' is a big motivator to be sure to work through the exercises and further my desire to improve my German.


Thanks again for a great site. It has steadily improved since I first stopped by some months ago. The only thing that hasn't changed is the lovely sound of Lisa's voice. (Of course you have obviously been thoroughly charmed by it yourself, so pardon those of us who can only listen from afar.)


All joking aside, I really enjoy the both of you and your interactive style. My only complaint is that I waited so long to become a Pro member here at Pukka German!

All the best,

Paul Harker


I especially love the English German match up exercises ... my German is getting better by day!


The lovely Carmen WongHello Tyler, Hallo Lisa! I want to thank you for your awesome german lessons! Pukka German ROCKS!! Since I came across your site, I am so motivated to learn.


The dialogues are really fun, Lisa's pronouciate is beautiful and perfect speed to follow, I am also learning more English - great concept! I feel like I can actually use what I learn and my husband has a great laugh when I use what I just learn from your site.


I love doing the quizzes as well. I especially love the English German match up exercises. Also what I find the most useful for me, as I have problem building sentences, are the scrambled German phrases. I like that I can have a few tries, and when I get it right the first time, I feel SOOOO GREAT! The quizzes are much more fun than writing on my german workbook and checking it all the time in the back.


Your website is so far the only thing that could keep my attention and keep me wanting to learn more. I feel like my German is getting better by the day! Keep up the great work! And I am really looking forward to the next podcasts. Thanks a million! Keep it PUKKA!!


Carmen


Membership by the bakers dozen!


So here's how it works. Our podcasts are divided into seasons. Each season contains a dozen podcasts. Well as Lisa and I are nuts about giving you superb value we decided to chuck in an extra podcast for luck to make a baker's dozen. This means that each season purchased gives you access to 13 quiz bundles plus 13 downloadable PDF transcripts for only ten bucks! - or $9.99 to be exact.


Take 13 full lessons with online quizzes for only $9.99


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* 1 Lesson = 1 Podcast + 1 Quiz Bundle + 1 PDF Transcript

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Season 1 1 - 13 Unlimited 1 free lesson* $9.99 Join now!
Season 2 14 - 26 Unlimited 1 free lesson* $9.99 Join now!
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Season 4 40 - 52 Unlimited 1 free lesson* $9.99 Join now!


Incredible >KaBOOM!< for your buck!


We've been told that we're being far too generous by keeping membership fees so low. Our Pro members know that a single private German lesson would easily set you back considerably more than a complete season membership with us. When you consider the unique nature of the vocabulary taught, this is really a no brainer of a deal for anyone serious about making real progress in their German.

Rest assured that our interactive practice material will always be lovingly prepared and you will be able to work through the exercises in your own time and revisit lessons as often as is necessary for the vocabulary to stick. This will help you tremendously in being able to handle any situation thrown at you in Germany, while keeping your cool and composure.

Of course we can't guarantee these low prices forever so I strongly encourage you to take advantage of this offer now. Even if you're in the situation where time is short, there is nothing to stop you from taking advantage of this deal now and saving it for later. You Pro access will not expire and is a one time payment so you will never be charged renewal fees.


Buy more, save more, learn more!


As a bonus for motivated learners and loyal Pukka German Pro members, the more seasons you buy the more moola you save. So for our absolute best value deals, choose one of the options below:


Take 52 complete lessons and save an additional 12%


Full Access Lessons* Duration Freebie Cost Link
* 1 Lesson = 1 Podcast + 1 Quiz Bundle + 1 PDF Transcript

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Seasons 1 & 2 1 - 26 Unlimited 2 free lessons*
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Seasons 1,2 & 3 1 - 39 Unlimited 3 free lessons*
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Seasons 1,2,3 & 4 1 - 52 Unlimited 4 free lessons*
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Where you DON'T you want to be with your German


I regularly meet expats who have been in Germany for years but gave up on learning German a long time ago. Many of them understand more than it first appears but after becoming frustrated with their progress, they now actively avoid socialising in German and seem embarrassed to speak the language.

If you don't believe me stop in for a Guinness at one of Germany's many Irish pubs because this is a favourite safe haven for many English speakers. The Germans that you do find in these bars will be there to practice their English on you. Now I love a good pint of Guinness as much as the next guy, but I didn't come to Germany to be nostalgic about home and I think it a shame knowing that these people miss out on so many great opportunities.


Where you DO you want to be, and CAN be


Forget the rut that you believe your German might be in. Instead, imagine yourself six months from now understanding and speaking German confidently. You are armed with the necessary vocabulary to discuss a wide range of topics. You have an insight into German culture and an exceptional understanding of German colloquial language. You're an insider!

On top of that you've mastered some of the most important German idioms and even more importantly, you know the right moment to use them. You are well on your way to German fluency and your German buddies or family members keep telling you how impressed they are with your progress. Hell you can even understand their humour now and even better, they can understand yours!


Our Crazy Satisfaction Pledge Puts The Risk On Us


You Must Agree That Your Colloquial German Has Improved By At Least 300% After Only 24 Hours Of Study, Or Let Us Know For A 150% Unconditional Refund!

Worst Case Scenario: You Make A Fat 50% Profit!
... and who said these were tough economic times?


We're so passionate about Pukka German Pro and convinced about the value of our Pro quiz material that we're willing to accept all the risk. If you spend just 2 hours a week working through our online quizzes, we're certain that you'll be understanding and speaking German slang and colloquial lingo at least 300% more confidently within three months.

And if it doesn't work out for you, no sweat - just let us know and we'll pay your membership fee back in full plus an additional 50% to thank you for your time and trouble in giving us a try. You have nothing to lose and so much to gain so click the order button below to get started today.


  Yes Lisa and Tyler!

I want instant access to the Pukka Pro quizzes and I am aware that if my colloquial German lingo does not improve by at least 300% after only 24 hours of study I can claim your 150% unconditional money back guarantee.

I am happy to make a bargain one time payment for unlimited quiz access and understand that I will never be charged any renewal fees.


Pukka German is a Certified HONESTe Online Member



Final combined product table...


Here is a final combined product table to help you choose the season plan that's right for you. Lisa and I are excited about sending you your official welcome mail and having you actively improve you German language skills to have more fun and be more successful as a Pukka Pro Hero...


Full Access Lessons* Duration Freebie Cost Link
* 1 Lesson = 1 Podcast + 1 Quiz Bundle + 1 PDF Transcript

Pukka German is a Certified HONESTe Online Member
Single Any 1 Unlimited - $1.19
Season 1 1 - 13 Unlimited 1 free lesson* $9.99 Join now!
Season 2 14 - 26 Unlimited 1 free lesson* $9.99 Join now!
Season 3 27 - 39 Unlimited 1 free lesson* $9.99 Join now!
Season 4 40 - 52 Unlimited 1 free lesson* $9.99 Join now!
Seasons 1 & 2 1 - 26 Unlimited 2 free lessons*
+Save 4%
$19.15 Join now!
Seasons 1,2 & 3 1 - 39 Unlimited 3 free lessons*
+Save 8%
$27.55 Join now!
Seasons 1,2,3 & 4 1 - 52 Unlimited 4 free lessons*
+Save 12%
$34.95 Join now!


I'm having a blast with the exercises


I'm having a blast with the exercises. You're on to something. I'm convinced that half the German I can't understand is because of idiomatic expressions, not vocabulary or grammar. You and Lisa are helping me get over this hurdle. Thanks for all your work.

Jeffrey