To German Learners Who Want To Learn Authentic Colloquial German The Fast And Fun Way

If you've got 40 minutes a week, we guarantee to work miracles in improving your German

Have you been studying German for a while but still find yourself struggling to understand and speak everyday colloquial language? Lisa and my commitment to you is to make excellent use of your time and make perfecting your German lingo as simple and entertaining as we possibly can.

I am passionate about Pukka German because I am determined to create the resource that I wish had been available to me a few years ago when I was struggling to understand and speak authentic conversational German. Like you I was disappointed to discover that despite hours of private study, I was ill equipped to understand - let alone hold my own - in everyday informal conversations. The fact is that very few German learning resources place sufficient emphasis on teaching authentic informal German language and this really makes no sense at all.

Of course there will always be a time and place for formal conversation but the fact remains that most conversations, and certainly the most enjoyable and meaningful conversations, will be informal. Believe it or not I still occasionally come across German text books that hardly even teach the "du" form let alone the common colloquial expressions and popular slang as used everyday all over Germany. If you've been struggling to express yourself in your informal German conversations chances are you're not the one to blame. Most likely nobody has ever gone to the trouble to teach you how the majority of Germans really speak with each other.

Just why colloquial German is so neglected in most German courses is beyond me. What I do know however is that if you struggle with common German sayings, funny expressions and popular slang then our Pukka Pro Membership will be of tremendous benefit to you. There are people who have improved their conversational German simply by listening to our podcasts and following along with our free online transcript and vocabulary list. We guarantee however that If you spend 40 minutes a week working through our Pukka Pro quizzes you will enjoy huge additional benefits and get much faster and more reliable and lasting results:

 ...Because you will save time and learn faster. With unlimited access to our online quizzes and downloadable PDF transcript, not only will you perfect the lesson vocabulary but you will learn synonyms as well as practice and improve your German word order, spelling and grammar.

 ...Because you will remember what you learn. What good is it to learn cool new expressions only to forget them a week later? As a Pukka Pro member you will have plenty of opportunity to practice using the new vocabulary in context. This will not only help you to remember it, but will save you from embarrassing yourself by using expressions in the wrong situation.

 ...Because you will have more fun learning. Having fun is central to the Pukka German philosophy. That's why we teach more amusing colloquial expressions than other German courses. It's also the reason why our quizzes include a wide variety of interactive exercises:

• scrambled phrases
• multiple choice questions
• crossword puzzles
• gap fill sentences
• drag and drop translations
• jumbled paragraphs
• vocabulary flash cards
• and more...

 ...Because you will get jiggy with your German. Our Pukka Pro quizzes will help you become more "Schlagfertig" (quick-witted) and avoid getting tongue twisted and lost for words. We'll have you feeling like an insider, understanding and speaking real German lingo and not dull language from dated text books.

 ...Because you will deserve it. We are not advocates of hyped promises of "painless fluency in X weeks". An unavoidable truth is that a certain amount of work is involved in learning any worthwhile skill and some time must be invested in order to practice and perfect it. You will be proud of your achievements because you would have earned them.

 ...Because you'll be V.I.P. All of our listeners are special to us but without paying Pro members, Pukka German would not exist. Your small membership fee is a valuable contribution that helps us keep Pukka German fresh and innovative. Not only does it help pay for lesson artwork, hosting and running costs, but it also enables me to devote time and energy developing and expanding Pukka German so that we can help you more. Pukka Pro members are the real Pukka German heroes and will always be treated that way.

• Sign up for a one of our season pass memberships.
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• Set a convenient time aside each week to listen to a podcast and work through the quizzes.
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• Practice the new vocabulary and expressions with a German colleague, teacher or friend while they are fresh in your mind.
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• Revision is key. At the latest, in the first week of month two, set time aside to revise the first podcast from month one by listening to the audio file again and completing a handful of exercises.
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• Three months from now do the same again. Go back and listen to the podcasts again and check any words that you may have forgotten the meaning of. I'm betting at the end of month three you will be absolutely chuffed with the progress you've made.

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Why do we offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee? It's because we genuinely want you to be successful in improving your German and because we're passionate about our product and confident in the value of our lesson material. You've a lot to gain and nothing to lose so click the button below and fill out the simple order form. Payment is secure and handled by PayPal.