Sie hat Holz vor der
This is one of my favourite rude German
sayings. The literal translation, "She has
wood in front of the hut" seems innocent
enough but is in fact rather misleading. The
real meaning is better translated:
Man, does she have a great set of
The literal translation of "Rüssel" is trunk so
I think I can safely leave it to you to work
out the English translation. If you're thinking
anything along the lines of "love muscle" or
"hot rod" you'd be on the right track. A more
common rude German expression for the family
jewels is "der Schwanz" (lit. tail). Of course
there are a host of other naughty German words
to choose from.
Judging by the number of requests that we
receive for lessons about rude German words and
phrases, I am comforted to know that I am not the
only one with a dirty mind :) I guess it's no
secret that taboo words and sex phrases are some
of the most wonderfully expressive and funny.
That said, I have to admit that for a long
time I was reluctant to teach Pukka listeners
rude, let alone outright vulgar, German sex
phrases. For one thing, Lisa strongly objected to
the idea and didn't want to be held responsible
for a reckless gang of foul-mouthed and abusive
German learners let loose on her country. She has
a very endearing sense of social
I personally am far less concerned for the
Germans than I am aware that learning downright
dirty German phrases just might not be everyone's
cup of tea. So in consideration of conservative
Pukka German listeners who find words of a sexual
nature offensive, we decided to abstain from
teaching a number of especially naughty words in
our podcast. Of course I wasn't particularly keen
on being banned from iTunes either!
Fortunately for you, I couldn't resist
forever. In South Africa there is a great
Afrikaans expression that says, "Een boer maak
een plan" (a farmer makes a plan). Well just for
the record, this "city boy" can also make a plan.
So for those less easily offended, do I have some
great news for you!
With the help of German
friends I've spent considerable misguided energy
compiling a killer list of dirty German words and
sex phrases. Fortunately for you, the result is
just too hilarious to keep to myself. So I've
decided to share a subset of these rude German
words with you in the form of an exclusive
I'd like this to remain between you and I
because I'm keen to avoid rubbing people the
wrong way so our dirty German lesson will not be
available to regular site visitors. Instead a
link will be made available exclusively to
members of our mailing list. This way our steamy
lesson is less likely to offend certain
individuals or come back to bite us in the
Those already subscribed to our mailing list
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assured we hate spam as much as you do. In fact I
have a guilty conscience about not having sent
out a Pukka newsletter for months. I am hoping
that this rude podcast exclusive will be so cool
that everyone on the mailing list will excuse me
for not having been in touch more regularly.
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He's got a great butt.
I'd give her a good rogering.
I'm feeling horny as hell.
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